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Submitted by christopher on Tue, 09/21/2004

Eagles win! Overhyped Monday Night Football game? You betcha! Vikings self destruct? Clockwork. Eagles defense stays strong where it counts and Culpepper's piddly fingers continue to offset his bulky talent. Tice seemed to be throwing the challenge flag at all the wrong times and wasn't ready to challenge a very suspect touchdown while Andy Reid seemed to realize the danger of not rushing the extra point team onto the field. Good coaching is so helpful in games like this.

In others news, I have been slow to post recently as I have been sortof ill. I'm not sure what is wrong with me, but it ain't good. I've been feverish and sleep - touchy stomach and such. But I'm feeling much better now!

Quick update on CBS stuff - it would appear that the docs should not have been used. I'm not sure what has happened in the last few days as I have been out of it, but the right wing blogs still miss the point that the information contained in them is accurate while left wingers seem to be coming more cognizant of the fact that it doesn't matter.

Bush has been a particularly awful leader - his incompetence and that of those below him led to the successful completion of the worst terrorist attack in U.S. history. He is the first President since Hoover to lose jobs. He insists Americans are safer while Americans in Iraq die at furious rates and those of us in the U.S. are bracing for the next attack.

The supreme irony is that he still has a good chance of getting re-elected. Well America, at a certain point, you deserve what you get.

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Submitted by Dead Fingers (not verified) on Tue, 09/21/2004.

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Submitted by Dead Fingers (not verified) on Tue, 09/21/2004.

[1] Sorry--I coppied more crap than I wanted