What can you say about a man who appears to honestly believe only he stands between freedom and the terrorists who hate it? Rumsfeld is either a cynical man with great control or a total fool who honestly believes the manure he shovels by the ton. Either way, he sure is entertaining to watch. You have to have a sense of humour about this stuff or you'll go crazy.
What I am saying is not a joke. If you literally want to avoid becoming crazy and freaking out, you have to avoid taking modern politics seriously. Yes, the results of politics are serious, often deadly depending on where you stand. Yet, words from a live Indigo Girls show echo in my head: "You have to laugh at yourself. You'd cry your eyes out if you didn't."
Rumsfeld is funny because of how absurd he is. He is possibly the most earnest man you'll find on television - the runner ups are likely also in the Bush Administration, but I think Rumsfeld wins.
That is why I am going to respond to portions of Rumsfeld's recent address to U.S. troops on "Patriot Day" which is what some are calling Sept 11 now.
Speech courtesy of Defenselink.mil
As you know, this week we lost the thousandth servicemember in Iraq. Some ask whether the global war on terror is worth a thousand American lives. It's an understandable question, but the answer should be clear to all who have studied our nation's history.
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First, we need to recognize that we passed the thousandth casualty mark in the global war on terror a long time ago. On September 11th, 2001, alone, we lost over 3,000 men, women and children.
Speechwriters forgot to include the interesting tidbit that although Rumsfeld and others claim that U.S. troops are fighting a War Against Terror, U.S. Armed Forces casualties are not counted in the tally of victims of terrorist attacks. This is likely done to avoid increasing the already ballooning number of victims of terror under Bush's leadership. Earlier this year, the State Department issued a report declaring the number of terrorist attacks in 2003 were at an all time low.
The State Dept. nearly immediately offered" a retraction claiming that honest mistakes prevented them from counting a number of attacks correctly. This was of course, after Bush administration officials had used the data to claim it was proof that Bush was "winning the war on terror." The corrected report, showing a higher number of attacks by 100% (oops!) apparently did not indicate to those same people that Bush's war on terror has not made anyone safer.
President Bush was faced with a choice – to confront a repressive dictator plotting to get his regime out of the international inspection and to amass the world's most lethal weapons – or wait until Saddam had succeeded. The president was faced -- as presidents always are -- with the risk of acting versus the risk of failing to act. But after September 11th, our country could no longer accept the risk of failing to act.
Bush was faced with a tough choice. Focus on terrorism issues as encouraged by members of his staff, or sideline terrorism and vacation in Crawford, Texas even though PDB's warned "Bin Laden Determined to Strike inside U.S." The ranch fared much better than NY.
As for "waiting until Saddam succeeded," well, given what we now know, Saddam Hussein was nowhere near amassing the world's most lethal weapons. That was not really knowable then though, so let's not count it against Bush. What was known was that all of Iraq's neighbors were more powerful than its pitiful army of starving barefoot recruits using ancient weapons which even if they worked, were no match for the arms the U.S. sold Iraq's neighbors.
Even if Hussein had amassed the weapons, it was not clear he would have used them. Though he has famously used them in the past, he has tended to only use them in situations where doing so would not threaten his survival. The man was an asshole, not suicidal. It would have been incredibly unlikely he would have provoked the nuclear wrath of the U.S. by using those weapons anywhere. Perhaps this was too big a risk to take - fortunately, he had not amassed any weapons - a fact missed by the apparently most overpaid intelligence agencies in the world.
Kudos to Rumsfeld by tying 9-11 into this by saying it was a new world after the attacks. The new world is much like the old in that war profiteers like Cheney and the first love of his life, Halliburton, will not miss any opportunity for no-bid contracts.
I wonder if that was a difficult question for President Bush. Do I hand over the reconstruction to Halliburton and allow them to handsomely profit, giving kickbacks to Cheney, and therefore insure the few areas of Iraq that area actually rebuilt will be done so shoddily? This will of course result in alienating even more Iraqi people which will encourage attacks against the troops that I command and claim to hold in such high esteem (while cutting all their veteran benefits). Fortunately, Bush could count on a practically free pass from the media (which treats dems and repubs alike when it comes to supporting our troops by not probing the stories of why they get shot at).
Because of your courage and commitment, some 50 million people from Afghanistan and Iraq are now experiencing freedom.
If that what they have in Afghanistan, where the Taliban is regaining control and life has not changed for much of anyone since the Taliban lost power, then thank the Lord for our lack of freedom here. I would argue (a difficult argument) that life has improved on the whole for Iraqis and Afghanis, but they damn sure don't have freedom yet.
Because we are eliminating the havens of those who seek to terrorize our nation, our country is safer today.
Only we are not eliminating havens. Resources that were eliminating the haven in Afghanistan were diverted to Iraq long before they could even mount a serious search for bin Laden! Iraq is a major breeding ground for terrorism now whereas before it was controlled by Hussein who did not encourage the fanatic, bin Laden terrorist types because he could not control them.
Demonstrably, our country is not safer. People continue to live in fear - largely due to ignorance, but at least partly legitimate since Bush has given terrorists recruitment offices in every Iraqi city. What has the Dept. of Homeland security been saying? Major attack before the elections likely. If we were safer, they would be saying major NFL upset before elections likely!
I want to thank the troops who are fighting the wars of this country. Not because I think they are giving me freedom, but because they are stuck in a horrible place. They are paying the price for the lifestyle that Bush defends. If it was not for those troops, we would not be able to run our air conditioners when it is 75 degrees outside. We wouldn't be able to drive to work along each day on crowded highways. We wouldn't be able to own multiple computers, TVs, and the other niceties that make living at the center of an empire worthwhile. In short, those troops fight wars that keep the rest of world from ruining our lifestyle.
Not all of us like this lifestyle, but we can't get pissed at the troops for that. They are earning money for college and/or learning skills to fill voids that no one else bothered to fill. A few of them are over there because the thrill and danger appealed to them - this is another aspect of our culture which should cause alarm.
At any rate, the troops do not really fight for us. They joined up, made friends, and got put in a dangerous situation. Whatever they started out for, they fight for each other now. They fight to stay alive and come back and enjoy cheap gas and the society that thrives on it.
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